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December 31, 2008

a hard day's mystery solved

From NPR, a story about the decoding of that famous first chord of The Beatles’ “A Hard Day’s Night.” I’ve played that song in several bands and nobody has ever been able to figure out what the chord really is—the guitarist would just play an approximation and then it’s off to the races with the rest of the song.

It turns out, according to this guy’s analysis (a Fourier transform, for you audio geeks out there), that George was playing a chimey chord on the top eight strings of his 12-string, John played a C note on his 6-string, Paul played a D note, and George Martin played a five-note chord on the piano, voiced in such a way you don’t even notice it’s a piano. Very cool. And no wonder no one ever figured it out!

One thing I wish they'd done (hmmm…) is round up four musicians to record the individual elements of the chord, so you could hear how it all hangs together. And that would be a convincing statement that this is the definitive solution to the question. It’s not a burning issue, but it’s fun to think about something besides crisis and catastrophe every once in a while.

Speaking of Issues, I’ve got to get out of here and get to my gig. Have a good New Year, everyone!

December 28, 2008

Dave Barry's 2008

Dave Barry rounds up the events of 2008. What a bizarre year it’s been…. It hasn’t been boring, but I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

December 17, 2008

hot for NPR

On Nerve.com, Sarah Hepola (previously familiar to me only as a Salon.com writer) confesses her erotic fantasies about NPR personalities. A sample:

Let's take Steve Inskeep, for instance. He has a different sonic appeal than Ira [Glass]'s hipster nerdiness; his baritone is more anchor chic. He's the kind of guy who might buy me a few martinis, loosen his tie over some tapas, and get a throbbing boner for Mozart's concertos. This has its own sordid appeal; he could probably explain what's happening in Iraq, in which case I'd totally get wet. I like to envision an erotic evening in which he merely pronounces the names of Al-Qaeda operatives as if it were some kind of Salome striptease — Abu Masab Al-Zarqawi, Saif al-Adel, Abu Mohammed al-Masri. By the time he got to the third "Abu," I'd be ready to jump across the table and rip off his sensible button-down.

Wow—who knew? For the record, I did have a slight passing crush on Alisa Roth’s voice a while back, but never any fantasies about playing footsie in a sound booth while she read a piece for Marketplace Morning Report. My loss, I’m sure. (There is also a local reporter whose voice I find extremely attractive. But since there is a remote chance I might meet her some time, we’ll just let that be my little secret.)

It’s an interesting idea: that since a lot of us who listen to NPR do so alone, in the car or on headphones, an intimacy develops between us and the reporter or host’s voice, a perceived one-to-one relationship. And once that happens, occasionally it’s going to turn sexual. I suppose.

December 14, 2008

Ebert vs. Stein

Roger Ebert takes on Ben Stein’s creationist movie eXpelled. Hilarity and delight results.

December 08, 2008

oh! my ears, my ears

In case anybody’s interested, I will be a guest DJ on Barry Lee’s Signal To Noise radio program on KKFI 90.1 (streaming from kkfi.org), Sunday after next, December 21, from 8:00 to 10:00 pm. Barry is allowing me to inflict my musical taste on an unsuspecting public, so consider this a public service announcement. If you tune in your radio or access KKFI’s website during those hours, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Seriously, it should be pretty fun. For me, anyway…. Barry will play about a third of the songs and I’ll do the rest. I was going to try to plan it out, but I usually do better on the spur of the moment with this kind of thing, so I’ll probably just show up with a pile of CDs. The only song I’m pretty sure I’m going to play is “2000 Miles” by the Pretenders, since it’s my favorite Christmas song ever.

at long last

Alternate Currency from xkcd.com

December 03, 2008

the only move you have left…

From The Daily Show, December 1, 2008: John Oliver explains the Mumbai tragedy.

December 02, 2008

wonder woman, for real

Via NPR’s Song of the Day: Theresa Andersson is incredible. You should go watch the YouTube video of her performing “Birds Fly Away” in her kitchen. Now. I’ll wait. The movie is too big to fit in the design of my blog, and she is not to be missed. Trust me on this one.

December 01, 2008

all the way to Mumbai

A history lesson—with up-to-the-minute repercussions—from Professor Juan Cole.

All those who deify Ronald Reagan should remember it is a straight line from funding the Afghani mujahadeen in Pakistan in the 1980s, via death squads, drugs and illegal arms sales*, to September 11, 2001. Are we finally ready to learn from our mistakes?

*The same methodology, as Cole points out, that Reagan used against Those Scary Terrorists in Nicaragua. Remember them? Fortunately, the repercussions from that little adventure don’t seem to have lingered so long.