I saw this in my browser the other night, don’t remember what site I was on. It was so stupidly funny I had to take a screenshot:

There seems no end to the ways this is just wrong, starting with “a young beautiful women.” I haven’t gone to the site, so I have no idea if it makes any sense. I’m still grappling with the idea that owning a Hummer could make you attractive to young beautiful womans. Of course, maybe that’s just the circle I run with: the reactions of the women I know, upon sight of a Hummer, range from eye-rolling and making barfing sounds to waving the “teeny peeny” sign.

Anyway, that’s the closest to a moment of Zen I’ve run into lately.

Update: I had to see what the site was about—apparently it’s to hook up guys with foreign brides. Maybe the kind of person who would consider doing that would also consider buying a Hummer to make himself more attractive. Ya gotta wonder….