Wow. I just ran into this from a drummers’ mailing list.

You can take your Ringos, your Mick Fleetwoods, your Charlie Wattses—you can take the masters of taste and restraint, your Jim Keltners, your Russ Kunkels, your Jerry Marottas. Sure Sly Dunbar can lay down a groove so deep an elephant could tiptoe in it, sure Terry Bozzio can do impossible solos over an ostinato pattern—but could any of them play like this guy? I think not!

I have no idea if non-musicians will think this is funny, but I was howling after the first verse.