The always-entertaining d’monkey sent me a link to a page of musician jokes. You know how I am about musician jokes. I can’t resist posting a few of my favorites here:

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.

Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.

Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

Q: Why can't voice majors have colostomies?
A: Because they can't find shoes to match the bag.